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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... throwing the BBC's chair through the BBC's window

WAKING on a beach on the east coast, surrounded by rum bottles and an empty can of petrol, I recall the events of the evening prior. 

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I waved Italy's prime minister off with a big smile. There's nothing like a real fascist to put a spring in your step

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