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Gordon Ramsey, and six other alpha twats who'd fancy their chances as United manager

THE position of Manchester United manager is likely to be open by lunchtime tomorrow, and after the last decade nobody much fancies it. Except these pumped-up pricks: 

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Workhouse orphan to lord of all you survey: the lifestyle your astronomical London salary buys around Britain

YOU’RE on £95,000pa, and in the capital you’re lucky if that buys you Pret. In the rest of Britain your epic London salary could get you so much more: 

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