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Chinese Food 'Insufficiently Cheese-Ridden', Say Americans

US athletes will take their own food to the Beijing Olympics after discovering the Chinese diet is alarmingly cheese-free.

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Put Up The Price Of Everything, Says Tesco

TESCO is demanding the government brings in tough new measures to increase the price of everything, its chief executive said last night. 

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