ENGLAND has decided to keep doing cricket despite overwhelming evidence that it is just not for them,
After being demolished by everyone, England have suffered fresh defeats at a different kind of cricket, suggesting that any variation on the game is beyond them.
However England have announced plans to keep cricketing away for the rest of the year because it is fun.
England cricket man Tim Bresnan said: “Cricket’s great, you get to wear your pyjamas all day and there’s free sandwiches.
“I suppose it’d be nice to win a game or two, but that’s not really what cricket’s about, is it?”
Giles Clarke, England’s cricket-in-chief, said: “We’re going to keep on doing cricket until it kills us, or until we win a series against someone who isn’t Bangladesh.
“But merely being terrible isn’t a reason to stop doing cricket. We are, after all, still doing football.”