THAT Tom Cleverley is such a nice young man, according to your mum.
The footballer is the latest in a long line of actors, singers and fictional characters you have been unfavourably compared to, but appears to have really stuck.
Your mum said: “You don’t get picked for the Olympic team at 23 by playing silly computer games and eating crisps.
“Did you see him in that smart polo shirt he wore for the press conference? I wish you’d wear more shirts – and you should tuck them in, like that Tom Cleverley does.”
Joseph Turner, from Exeter, said: “According to my mum Tom Cleverley also takes his parents for Sunday lunch every weekend.
“I don’t understand how she knows who Tom Cleverley is.”