RYDER Cup hero Rory McIlroy was almost late for his match because he was in the middle of an intense, bathroom mirror psyche-up.
With minutes to spare before his tee-off time, panicked European team officials broke down McIlroy’s hotel room door to find the world number one announcing: “Ladies and Gentleman, please put your hands together for the Jesus H Christ of Golf!”
Hacking their way into the bathroom, they found the Northern Irishman millimetres away from the mirror screaming: “I’ll fuck anything that moves!
“Do it! Do it! Do it!”
He was then dragged into a waiting car, while demanding they take him back to the mirror so that he could call himself a ‘a sabre-toothed putting machine’.