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Sunderland to spend £30m on someone, anyone

SUNDERLAND has pledged to smash its transfer record to bring in anyone, anyone at all.

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Heatwave sees huge rise in whingeing twats


THE heatwave currently hitting Britain has led to a huge rise in people moaning about it.

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