ANDY Murray’s fiancee has dismissed her expletive-filled tirade against his Australian Open semi-final opponent as nothing compared to when she steps in catshit.
Kim Sears, who according to lipreaders swore twice at Tomas Berdych, giggled coyly as she admitted that two fucks in a single sentence was extraordinarily restrained for her.
She continued: “I’ve met Berdych socially, and ‘flash Czech fuck’ is actually the friendly nickname that I use to the slab-faced ginger tosspot’s face. I call him much worse behind closed doors.
“I find swearing like a docker with Tourette’s calms me down, which I need because I have to watch the motherfucking tennis day in day out. It’s a bastard.”
Murray agreed: “The printer wouldn’t work the other week even though it was a new ink cartridge, and the neighbours thought I had hardcore gangster rap at full volume.
“Though she saves her choicest invective for our intimate times.”