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Swanky French football fans horrified to find themselves in f**king Birmingham

FOOTBALL fans from chic, sophisticated Paris are currently in Birmingham due to a foul quirk of the Champions League. 

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How to start a war, by Volodymyr Zelensky via Donald Trump

HEY, I’m that Zelensky guy. Little guy, disrespectful, won’t wear a suit even when he’s meeting with your favourite president. Anyway, here’s how I started a war like a loser. 

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