Cameron: I preferred Razzle to Knave


PRIME minister David Cameron has discussed his boyhood softcore porn preferences, including a penchant for ‘grimy’ Razzle.

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    In a candid interview about his early teenage years, the prime minister admitted having ‘a stack of pornos as thick as a brick’ under his bed.

    He said: “I was just like all teenage boys really. I’d be, you know, up in my bedroom hunched intently over a double-page spread.

    “Given that I was reading 80s British porn, the images were usually of some 38-year-old woman with dinner lady hair sprawled over a motorbike.

    “As I recall the art direction was never up to much – lots of pointlessly dangling chains, chrome and red velvet.

    “But who knows, perhaps that cheap scuzziness was part of the fascination, on some deep psycho-sexual level.”

    The prime minister added: “I liked Knave and Fiesta but Razzle was my favourite. There was something very real and grimy, perhaps even working class – in a good way – about it.

    “And the stories were good.

    “Porn is actually a great leveller. It unites boys from all walks of life.”

    Cameron also discussed his late-teenage dalliance with rave culture.

    He said: “The first pill I ever necked was a New Yorker I bought off a scouser. I was with George Osborne and Boris Johnson at one of the Biology parties.

    “We were mashed. Although I later discovered that White Callies were better, more fluffy.”