International
Israel and Hamas predict different result from doing same thing
THE conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved as long as both sides keep doing the same thing over and over again, it has been claimed.
Texas struggling with life under communism
TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.
Mitt Romney living in White House cellar
FORMER presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has been secretly living in the basement of the White House.
Obama relaunches America as 'Asfungl'
RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called 'Asfungl'.
Illuminati celebrate election victory
BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.
God ignores idiots
GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.
Romney raised by impala
MITT Romney was born in Kenya and raised by beasts, it has emerged.