International

Sun 'double bluffing' Argentina into war

THE Sun's open letter to Argentina is a double bluff to deliver the paper's dream of a second Falklands war, it has emerged.

Assault weapons are very handy, says US gun lobby

MILITARY-STYLE assault rifles have many practical applications for the perfectly sane, it has been claimed.

Arm teachers, say unspeakable pieces of shit

TEACHERS should be given assault rifles, America's bastard pieces of shit said last night.

Death of Twinkies could affect US holiday one-upmanship

THE demise of Twinkies could leave thousands of British holidaymakers unable to show off about having eaten them.