International

THE demise of Twinkies could leave thousands of British holidaymakers unable to show off about having eaten them.

THE conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved as long as both sides keep doing the same thing over and over again, it has been claimed.

TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.

FORMER presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has been secretly living in the basement of the White House.

RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called 'Asfungl'.

BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.

GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.