International

THERE is nothing gay about gently washing another man's feet and then giving them a kiss, the Pope has confirmed.

LEADING Jedis are divided on marriage between different alien species, it has emerged.

IF an independent Scottish army is not going to be like Braveheart then there is no point in doing it, everyone has agreed.

THE Vatican has maintained its recent trend of choosing Popes who were adjacent to fascism.

The Daily Mash presents a cut-out-and-keep guide to Francis, the first Jesuit  Pope who also happens to be Argentinean.

THE large number of dead pigs found in a Shanghai river is the result of a mermaid hen party, it has emerged.