Gay penguin already on Grindr

MAGIC the gay penguin, who lost his partner Sphen earlier this week, is coping with the pain of his loss by putting himself out there on Grindr.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Britain has been naughty, and I've got the austerity strap-on. By Rachel Reeves

YOU love a bit of austerity, don’t you? That’s what you voted for and now you’re going to get it – good and hard. No lube.

Checking article access…