Ask Holly: Looking like a badger entangled in a Laura Ashley sale rail doesn’t mean I’m not a leader
Im getting a lot of stick from the press about my fashion sense, but looking like a disgruntled badger who got entangled in a Laura Ashley sale rail doesnt mean Im not able to be a great leader and navigate this country safely through Brexit. Just because I slightly resemble Uncle Bulgaria doesnt mean Im a complete womble why cant people accept that?
To be honest, Im not surprised this country is in such a mess, considering were being run by a generation of people who grew up thinking its perfectly okay for grown man to have a long-term relationship with an abusive emu, that a foolish police detective can fight crime with ridiculous extending arms and legs and that it is perfectly legitimate for a duck to be a well-dressed egotistical vampire whose favourite food is broccoli sandwiches. It wouldnt surprise me if half the government arent waiting for Jamie and his magic torch to come and show them the way out of this mess.
Hope that helps,