I’ve been accused of doing bad things

Dear Holly,

I’ve been accused of doing bad things and everyone hates me. What can I do to make it all go away? 

Rebekah Brooks,


holly2111111Dear Rebekah,

If you really have done bad things then you need to own up, face the music and start some serious damage limitation, otherwise you might be in for a miserable Christmas.

If someone has done something naughty, I always recommend writing letters to both Santa and Jesus telling them you are really sorry and that you won’t do it again.

Jesus tends to be more forgiving than Santa, but remember who it is that’s giving out the presents. Jesus might be a pushover, but he’s not the one with access to the full Sylvanian Families range, so focus your efforts accordingly.

Hope that helps!