Five inspirational quotes for people who don’t believe in spiritual, hippy bullshit

WANT to feel better about life without having to repeat wafty nonsense to yourself on a regular basis? Try these instead…

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Parenting 'basically stops after second child'

PARENTS just let their offspring get the f**k on with it when they have more than two children.

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