What sort of tiresome Farage-supporting twat are you?

ARE you determined to support obvious chancer Nigel Farage due to your tedious obsession with Brexit?

Read our guide to find out what sort of twat you are.

Whinging home counties retired couple

Brexit is an excellent hobby for comfortably-off retirees who, for some reason, are constantly fucking moaning. You are the sort of twats whose idea of a great evening would be having Nigel himself over to rant about political correctness and potholes.

Jolly xenophobe

People think you are being ironic with your constant references to the Nazis and cowardly French. But you actually believe Angela Merkel has conquered Europe without the loss of a single panzer.

Idiot with completely unrelated obscure grievance

You will definitely be voting for Farage and the Brexit Party because the last series of Doctor Who was not very good. You do not draw your curtains in the day and eat crisps for breakfast.

Just very, very gullible

In your blissful credulity bubble, Nigel Farage is a decent, ordinary guy with some great ideas. You’re also sending your fourth payment of £2,000 to a Nigerian scammer or encouraging your friends to get into Scientology.