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Breivik gives completely-out-of-his-f*cking-mind salute

 

Meanwhile, psychiatrists urge Norwegian court to conclude that no-one is insane and no-one has ever been insane.

 

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Britons urged to store their precious urine

Experts warn that if drought continues nation will need something with which to rehydrate its flavoured noodles.

 

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