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Britain prepares for biggest day of shopping-related PR bollocks

‘Wank Wednesday’ expected to see record number of press releases about retail madness.

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Turner Prize awarded to badly made shelf

Martin Boyce takes the prestigious award for his emotionally charged work The Thing That Things Keep Falling Off Of.

 

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