Headmasters illegally excluding students who never turn up

Children who refuse to attend school for a year often return to find that every record of them has been lost and that no-one remembers who they are.


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Clegg recalled to Lib Dem homeworld

Returns to Ineffectivos IV where he will be forced to give account of himself to a hologram of Shirley Williams.