Ordinary taxpayers to get a go at being Prince Andrew
Prince’s lifestyle to be shared among public via lottery system.
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Five childhood things that turned you into a nerd
The moron’s guide to noticing it’s raining
A guide to Israel, Northern Ireland and Bennifer for young people for who all this is new
Victims of wokeness tell their harrowing stories
Things you should hide before someone you fancy comes over
What Boris Johnson can’t do now he’s got a CCJ: an unemployed debtor explains
How to stop an an ex moving on, by your ex
Schrodinger’s cat, curate’s egg and other idioms insufferable wankers use to sound clever
Should we just get Blair back? asks Labour
Anytime, anywhere: A man’s guide to fearless interrupting
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