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Dreadful dickhead hassling you to ‘get a date in the diary’
How to dance badly: a guide for men
Nap made everything worse
Man reaches ‘grunting at urinal’ stage of life
Five minging things about the swimming pool you haven’t missed
Mangoes and other foods not worth the f**king effort
Couple who only drink at weekends really f**king drink at weekends
Flumps, and other foods you’re ashamed to buy as an adult
Five things you really should have grown out of years ago
Wild swimming and other things the Guardian can’t f**king stop writing about
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