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Redknapp shows England credentials with abject capitulation

Spurs boss gears up for England role after mid-season hubris is followed by inevitable 5-2 humping.

 

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UN issues list of books it is probably okay to burn

Officials urge Koran burners to switch to Peter Benchley’s Jaws and the novelisation of Cocoon.

 

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