Teenage girls deterred by Twilight film’s poor reviews

TEEN girls have decided against seeing The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 after reading negative reviews in broadsheets.

13-year-old Emma Bradford said: “Writing in The Guardian, Peter Bradshaw described the film as ‘a tentative whimper which turns into a conditional bang’.

“Although I am an avowed Twi-hard and member of Team Edward, Bradshaw’s wry critique has left me convinced the franchise is on rocky artistic ground.

“The film also received poor notices in The Times and the good old Telegraph. Worrying indeed, and I think I shall be saving my pocket money for more cerebral pursuits.”