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Total economic collapse of Europe could make holidays cheaper

 

Cost of ‘une biere’ and those nice biscuits might plummet.

 

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Morgan 'deserves George Cross' for eavesdropping on Heather Mills

Trauma of having to endure her nauseating self-justification may explain why ex-Mirror editor is the way he is, say experts. 

 

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