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Who gives a toss why Stonehenge was built?

Academics urged to end indeterminable debate about dull stone ring

 

 

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Veganism makes men awesome at gay sex, says PETA

 

Contentious animal rights group’s new TV advert shows aftermath of vigorous homosexual activity.

 

 

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