Channel 4 Brexit drama ends with bus precariously balanced on edge of cliff

CHANNEL 4’s Brexit drama ended with the Leave campaign’s famous bus balanced on a cliff-edge. 

The literal cliffhanger came after the rag-tag gang assembled for the campaign had succeeded against the odds and were making their escape, leaving audiences arguing about whether Brexit will actually even happen. 

Viewer Tom Logan said: “After all the Russian money and computer hacking and symbols of Britishness dragged through sewers, they did it. Or did they? Perhaps we’ll never find out. 

“Benedict Cumberbatch, perfectly cast as a posh twat who got lucky, accidentally swerves the red bus bearing its NHS promise over a precipice, just managing to brake in time. 

“It teeters there, only held up by the people gathered at the other end, with all the precious Brexit stuff at the other end and impossible to reach without tipping the bus off the edge. 

“Then Michael Gove, played by Andy Serkis in motion-capture, says ‘Hang on a minute lads, I’ve had a brilliant idea’.

“Unfortunately it turns out to be a shit idea and everyone dies. So it’s very realistic.” 

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