Woman who did declutter left with phone, duvet and vibrator

A WOMAN who carried out a New Year declutter has been left with only her phone, duvet and vibrator.

Nikki Hollis used the Marie Kondo method of throwing away items that do not ‘spark joy’, and now has an almost entirely empty flat.

She said: “I never realised how little happiness my crockery and furniture brought me. They’ve gone now, along with the fridge, the cat and the smoke detectors.”

Hollis has also binned her live-in boyfriend after realising that he was not a source of constant bliss.

She added: “Alex was nice enough but he needed constant reassurance and affection whereas my little friend here just needs a new battery once a month.”