FANTASY drama Game of Thrones is now being filmed in every conceivable place.
The seemingly endless list of locations for the hit TV series has now grown to include the North Pole, all Wimpy restaurants and a garden centre in Trowbridge.
Series creator George R R Martin said: “We are doing for Earth what The Lord of the Rings did for New Zealand.
“This planet is now Westeros and we will come and film in your garage soon. You cannot stop us as we have loads of swords.
“Not that you would want to because you are obsessed with Game of Thrones.”
Mother-of-two Nikki Hollis said: “I got back from work and my house had been turned into a medieval brothel. There was a massive orgy followed by a massacre in the utility room.
“The crew of over 1,000 people had eaten all our breakfast cereal. It’s fine though because Peter Dinklage autographed my forehead.”