BRITONS are to receive crude 1940s-style propaganda from the Conservative party.
Households will receive information on how their tax is spent in the form of a leaflet showing an ape-like skinhead wearing a baseball hat labelled BENEFITS CLAIMANT eating a large piece of pie with YOUR MONEY written on it.
David Cameron said: “It’s impossible to make an informed decision in the election if you don’t have the right information, such as knowing that voting Labour could give you syphilis.
“So to help voters understand issues such as Labour’s taxation plans, we are producing posters like ‘VOTE LABOUR, GET A THIEF!’, which depicts Ed Balls stealing an elderly couple’s savings while Ed Miliband creeps up behind them with an iron bar.”
However Cameron admitted that a poster depicting Nigel Farage as a toad-like golf club drunkard surrounded by sycophantic racists had actually increased UKIP support.