Hugh Grant's Love Actually character now a far-right lunatic

HUGH Grant’s politician character from Love Actually is now a raving far-right lunatic who hates immigrants, it has emerged. Grant is to reprise the role of prime minister ‘David’ in short film Love Actually 2, which reveals that his character has clung to power by stoking racial hatred and writing a column for the Daily Mail about ‘making Britain great again’. The actor said: “It was the character’s development that really drew me to the sequel, he’s a proper modern politician who diverts attention from his incompetence by blaming Eastern European plumbers.

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A MAN’S friends have been thrown into crisis after it emerged that his new girlfriend is ‘against drugs’.

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