Moss Sells Rubbish To Punters

KATE Moss last night declared her garage sale a roaring success after thousands of punters flocked to buy the model’s unwanted clothes and bric-a-brac. 

Tourniquet anyone?

Choice items on sale included a slightly scratched bathroom mirror with some of the famous beauty’s talcum powder still visible on its surface.

A couple of slightly burnt teaspoons and an old leather belt belonging to Moss’s boyfriend Pete Doherty were also quickly snapped up.

A box of funny looking little pipes, also thought to belong to Doherty, attracted a lot of attention, eventually being bought by a wild-eyed and excitable young man.

However, a bunch of Babyshamble’s CDs flecked with vomit proved a harder sell, and now appear destined for the local charity shop.

Fans of the model’s renowned fashion sense were not disappointed either snapping up trademark Moss items such as sheepskin thongs, high-heeled Wellingtons, and vole-skin legwarmers.

Overall Moss declared the sale an enormous success and said all proceeds would be donated to charity, chiefly the local Old Doherty’s Home for Delinquent Drug Ninnies.