Sunday, 27th September 2020

Nine-month-old in Nirvana babygro actually much more into Pearl Jam

A BABY wearing a Nirvana babygro actually much prefers their contemporaries Pearl Jam, he has admitted. 

Nine-month-old Tom Booker, who was bought the logo-bearing all-in-one by his father, explained that his strong feelings on the roots of grunge were not reflected by his clothing.

He said: “Face it. Nirvana had one good album. 

“Pearl Jam, who came out of Seattle at the same time and were much more popular before MTV boosted pretty-boy Cobain to stardom, eclipsed them decades ago and are still a compelling live proposition today. 

“But just because of his suicide, idiots like my dad still worship Nirvana as if they were edgy and rock ’n’ roll. It’s pathetic. 

“As soon as I get any motor control I’ll be tearing this thing off and changing the Spotify password to stop the bloody endless Nevermind. And don’t get me started on Foo Fighters.” 

Booker added: “Still, it is some comfort to me that Cobain would be spinning in his grave if he could see this gross commercialisation of everything he stood for. Also I like crapping in it.”