Once, they were the highest televisual art man ever created. But the John Lewis advert has lost it

By Oliver O’Connor, former John Lewis and Christmas enjoyer

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How to pace your joy on this hilarious day

REVELLING in Trump’s downfall is irresistible, but like drinking it needs to be done in moderation. Here’s how to pace yourself: 

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