RAPPER Pitbull has admitted he only ever performs the shittest bits of his records.
Pitbull, who is currently at number one with erectile dysfunction anthem Timber, said: “I work with singers who have a smattering of talent, contributing the unlistenable bits between verses where I talk about how great I am.
“What can I say? It’s my calling.”
R&B singer Ne-Yo, real name Nelson Yo-Yo, said: “I assumed he was a studio technician, then when I came back from a smoke break he’d recorded awful raps all over my track.
“But they were so dire that when my chorus came in people were dancing and punching the air for sheer relief.
“That’s why we’re all so keen to work with Pitbull. He makes you seem ten times the artist you actually are.”