THE X FACTOR is obviously just a lot of shit, a seven-year-old child has confirmed.
Caitlin Muir, who watches the show with her mother and sister, said that despite the bright colours and people cheering, it is clear the ITV programme is a waste of her valuable time.
Muir said: “Obviously, I’m not eloquent enough to go into any great detail, I just have a very strong gut feeling.
“I could be watching someone sing a song and then cry on TV, or I could be in the garden, pretending I’m an airplane.
“Assuming you’re even vaguely intelligent, what would you rather do?”
An ITV spokesman said: “Britain is in full agreement that The X Factor is a really great show for the whole family. If your child doesn’t enjoy it you might want to ask yourself what you’re doing wrong.
“Or perhaps you should just go and live somewhere else?”