NEW BBC director general Tim Davie has promised to reflect the views of all audiences, including Brexiters. Leave voter Donna Sheridan runs down her dream line-up:
Openly Racist EastEnders
I know a few people from the East End and they’re not living in racial harmony with all colours and creeds, believe you me. Focus on the indigenous Cockneys and spend entire episodes focusing on their vision of Britain’s future. White.
Proper Comedy
I’m sick of having liberal propaganda rammed down my throat by satirical shows I don’t watch. Let’s have some proper comedy instead, like The Two Ronnies. I haven’t seen it since I was four, but they never had a go at Brexit so it must be non-stop f**king hilarious.
The 10 O’Clock Brexit
The BBC needs to end bias by being 110 per cent behind Brexit. I know they’re not outwardly critical of Brexit, but you can tell by the tone of voice. And why is a foreigner like Huw Edwards reading the news when Nigel Farage could do it? He’s available.
A detective show that isn’t politically correct
I like Luther, but does he always have to be black? I think the crimes are a bit boring as well – it’s always serial killers when he could be investigating something vital like Syrian asylum seekers who claim to be 16 when they’re actually 19.
Royal weddings
There should be a Royal wedding every Saturday. No ifs, ands or buts. It’s what the country wants.
The Brexitubbies
Why should little ones miss out on Brexit? The Teletubbies could endlessly repeat baby words like ‘sovwinty’, much like grown-up Brexiters. And f**k that gay handbag bollocks.
Every Night is the Proms
Every night the BBC should celebrate Britain with brilliant tunes like Rule Britannia, Land of Hope and Glory, No Surrender to the IRA and the Archers theme. I wouldn’t watch it because I hate all that classical shit but it should be on anyway.
