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The Cornish WW2 Midwife Wedding at the Primrose Cottage Bookshop, and other books your mum is reading this summer

LOOKING for a holiday read that actively lowers your intelligence? Take inspiration from the shite your retired mother claims to enjoy: 

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We ask you: What sport are you going to follow now football's shit?

WHETHER you’re English, Scottish, or God help you French, football has been scientifically proven to be a shit sport for shitheads. What are you into instead? 

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