AMERICAN television drama is to merge into one uber-show which will be watched by everyone.
Good Bad Breaking Scandal Wife will star Michelle Pfeiffer as a meth-dealing hot shot lawyer who is cheating on her husband with the President’s daughter.
The multi-layered plot, involving 86 regular characters, will switch between the dusty South-West, the Louisiana backwoods and Washington DC.
The supporting cast includes Sam Rockwell as a wise-cracking political journalist and Susan Sarandon as Pfeiffer’s mentor, former lover and biggest customer.
Sir Patrick Stewart will play the sexually ambiguous Louisiana congressman Japeth Croe.
The show will use state of the art cinematography including moving very quickly between two people having a conversation, speeding things up and then suddenly slowing things down and making it look as if the scene is being filmed from behind a sofa.
One of Hollywood’s top music consultants has been hired to pick the perfect piece of quirky acoustic rock to top and tail each episode.
The show will be written by the same eight people who write everything.
Executive producer Tom Logan said: “If you watch anything else, you will be shunned.”