FAMED oral decapitator of chiroptera Ozzy Osbourne performs for the final time in Birmingham today. What are you hoping he will do?
Roy Hobbs, metalhead: “Paranoid, War Pigs, Crazy Train, Iron Man, Suicide Solution backwards, you know. All the hits.”
Susan Traherne, academic librarian: “The bat obviously, snorting a line of ants, biting the head of a dove as a nice contrast, pissing on the Alamo while wearing Sharon’s dress, you know. All the hits.”
Hannah Tomlinson, sound engineer: “I’m into his later stuff, so I’m hoping for a full live episode of The Osbournes as we loved it in 2002.”
Jimmy Bates, haberdasher’s mate: “At the end a giant demonic bat should swoop down and bite his head off, providing pleasing narrative symmetry.”
Louis Cipher, businessman: “Well well well. Looks like someone’s pact with the devil forgot to include eternal life.”
