YOUR dad and his mate have joined the cast of action movie The Expendables 3.“They had a free buffet on the set”
The pair are pictured on the film’s poster leaning on the shoulders of Wesley Snipes and Randy Couture, with your father wearing the polyester C & A jumper he keeps for working on the car.
Your dad explained: “I did a bit of work for Sly in the 1980s, repairing his garage roof after some kids had been on it.
“He gave me a call and I brought Bruce from the allotment along because he’s at a bit of a loose end until his courgettes need pulling up.
“There is one scene where I’m falling from a helicopter and use a grenade launcher to destroy a barn so I can land on the burning hay. It’s quite good.
“Ron spent most the time talking to that big old Austrian who used to be Mad Max. No wait that was the other one, I forget now.
Anyway hes coming round next week to get some Buddleia cuttings.
The Expendables 3 also stars Jason Statham, Jet Li, Suzie Dent from Dictionary Corner and your former physics teacher Mr Brennan.