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Asda shoppers ‘just generally angry’

SHOPPERS at Asda are generally very angry people, it has emerged.

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Bank of England governor to be replaced with bucket full of stupid suggestions


BANK of England governor Mark Carney is to be replaced with a bucket filled with random suggestions from Theresa May and her idiot friends.

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