Hard drive manufacturer sends you Valentine’s email

THE manufacturer of your backup hard drive has sent you a special love-themed offer for Valentine’s Day. 

The email, with the subject line ‘We’ve got a crush on you!’ offers the chance to buy a new portable backup hard drive and get a stylish free case apparently perfect for ‘lovers on the go’. 

Customer Norman Steele said: “I had honestly never previously connected keeping a secure archive of personal data with the dizzying feeling of falling in love for the first time. Maybe it’s just me.

“But then my last girlfriend did say I took her for granted and didn’t try to make her feel special, and that is how I treat my current two-terabyte hard drive. So I guess I’m just not the romantic type.”