A COUPLE planning to ‘go up the Shard’ later are probably talking about a sex thing, it has been claimed.
Tom Logan revealed that for a Valentine’s Day treat he will be taking partner Francesca Johnson ‘up the Shard’, prompting a flurry of speculation among friends.
Workmate Stephen Malley said: “Tom’s really excited about going ‘up the Shard’ with Francesca.
“He said going ‘up the Shard’ requires some careful forward planning but it would really bring them closer together.
“Apparently it is the most romantic thing a couple can do, but it is not for the faint-hearted.”
Johnson said: “Going ‘up the Shard’ is quite a big deal for me, so it’s only right to save it for a special occasion.
“My friends who’ve been taken up the Shard say it is a little bit scary at first, so you should only do it with someone you trust.”
Malley added: “The fact they’re also planning to ‘visit the Oxo tower’ if things go well is only adding to my confusion.”