A WOMAN has sworn she will never again travel with Ryanair, having sworn the same thing on 12 previous occasions.
Francesca Johnson’s vow, following her recent trip to Barcelona, took a very similar form to her previous vows, all of which she eventually recanted after noticing a cheap new Ryanair destination.
Johnson said: “We were treated like cattle, despite the fact that I tweeted about their customer service when we went to Malta last summer and said I’d never fly with them again.
“I had to pay fifteen quid just so they could reprint my boarding pass, just like that time I flew with them to Budapest, which made me so angry I nearly flew back with another company.”
She added: “I had to pay thirty pounds just to check in some luggage, which reminded me of my trip to Dublin when the same thing happened and I demanded to speak to the captain. That was also the one that was delayed four hours, or was that the one in Sweden? Both, I think.”
She stressed that from now on, she would only be using EasyJet, an airline she has promised never to use again a mere five times.