Shoppers praise 10p bags for stopping them going to Tesco

SHOPPERS have welcomed more expensive Tesco carrier bags because they have finally stopped them visiting the shite supermarket.

Britons say the new 10p bags have provided them with the incentive to go elsewhere and buy things that are nicer in places that are less full of despair.

Mum Donna Sheridan said: “Since Tesco put bags up to 10p I’ve completely stopped going there and buying crap like ‘mini-pasties’.

“Yesterday I went to a butcher and got some good quality sausages. His shop even had windows and the other customers didn’t look like they wanted to bite my ears off.”

Office worker Tom Logan said: “I used to buy a Tesco sandwich every day but I’ve started walking a bit further to M&S. So thanks to Tesco my diet’s improved and I’ve even lost some weight!

“Maybe Greggs could do 10p bags too because I’d really like to stop eating their grim products.”