SURFING experts have condemned Beyoncé’s technique of grinding her crotch against her surfboard.
Surf shop proprietor Wayne Hayes criticised the star for setting a bad example to young surfers by “enacting some sort of sexual pantomime” with her board.
He continued: “Either do it the amateur way on your belly or take the classic two-footed stance, but try ‘graining on that wood’ like Bey recommends and you’re going to wipe out immediately.
“If I didn’t know better I’d swear the whole surfing thing is just a metaphor for straddling the cock of her husband, Jay-Z.
“And another thing: it’s a surfboard. Not a surfbort.”