BRITAIN’S Royal-loving press have informed the Duchess of Sussex that her little criticism-exempt free ride ends right f**king now.
Meghan Markle and her husband have enjoyed a break in the UK for his grandmother’s funeral and a break from being relentlessly condemned by media for their every perceived and imagined action that ends today.
Daily Mail journalist Jo Kramer said: “Had a nice time, did we? Did you like not being pulled apart by our battery of dedicated journalistic attack dogs? Well fun’s over, bitch.
“We’ve been good. We’ve barely criticised you. We’ve even allowed it to be implied that you have fulfilled your role in exemplary fashion. We did it for the late Queen’s sake. It was, some believe, what she would have wanted.
“However we, and coincidentally our indoctrinated readership, believe that Her Majesty would actually have wanted us to rip into you, condemn every tiny thing you’ve done as an outrage and an act of war against proper Royals, and to slag you totally the f**k off.
“From tomorrow’s headline onwards, we’re going in two-footed. Your face, your hair, your podcast, your evil manipulative relationship with a husband desperate to escape your clutches and come back to the British media who love him, it’s all fair game.
“You’ve been warned. This is our country. We decide who’s allowed to live in it.”
