A MAN would quite like to get a breath of fresh air but is concerned that he may not be allowed to do so.
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Six bank holiday activities that can't cause offence, surely to God
FEELING cheated because doing anything fun on your day off will be frowned upon by the mourning police? You might just get away with these:
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