'I miss my grandmother. She didn't think I was a dick'

PRINCE William has confided in the tabloid press that he misses his grandmother because unlike his father, brother and Britain, she had a high opinion of him. 

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Why I'm proud to represent Britain's snake-oil salesmen, by Nigel Farage

DEAR oh dear. The prime minister has exposed his contempt for Britain’s decent, hardworking snake-oil salesmen. Well, I’m not ashamed to say I’m their champion.

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